Breakfast tells all
According to the third episode of the 4th season of SpongeBob SquarePants, breakfast is the most important meal of the day. There are so many options, you can eat savory, you can eat sweet, or why not combine both? We can learn a lot about a person from what they decide to have for breakfast. For instance,
Avocado toast eaters are the wanna-be trendsetters. Most likely, they have money and will post their food to their social media. Now, if it's their money or their parents, I couldn't tell you, but they have it and want to spend it.
Pancake eaters want peace and love. Peace within their friend groups, of course. They are too aware of the world around them to honestly believe it could happen for the entire world. Although, it is probably a wish of theirs. They are happy, loving, and sweet, just like the syrup they pour on top.
Eggs and toast eaters want an ordinary life, nothing more, nothing less. They are typical, regular everyday people. They probably go to the gym at least three times a week and preach of their balanced lifestyle. They will convince you that their point of view is correct and yours is wrong. They do not have the brain capacity to see things from a different perspective. Although, they will say they do, just to make you shut up.
Breakfast burrito eaters want absolutely nothing; they don't give a fuck. They live life how they want, and they will make sure you know it. They are loud, dramatic, and hilarious without trying to be. Most times you are laughing with them, but on occasion, you do laugh at them. However, they could care less if you’re laughing at them or perhaps too oblivious to know.
Biscuits and Gravy eaters want help. I mean, who eats wet flour poured over dry flour? Enough said.
So, you want to know more about a person, ask them to breakfast, want to see how a person is feeling, ask them to breakfast, want to understand a person's hopes and dreams, ask them to breakfast. Your breakfast choice is the tell-all.