Winter in Cali
Winter’s coming, which means it's time to prepare. Now, you may ask, how do you prepare for winter in California? Let me tell you. First, you have to get your winter clothes out from their dusty storage containers; thick jackets, boots, scarves, and beanies. It's essential to have them; the mornings are chilly. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise. That is until noon hits, and you need to do an outfit change because it hit 75 degrees. Only psychopaths wear beanies in that weather.
Now it doesn't snow here, at least not below 10,000 feet, and only the snowboarders or skiers travel to those heights. Well, they and the Instagram influencers who want you to think of them as adrenaline junkies, which they are absolutely not, except for those who are, of course.
Anyway, it does rain here. Remember 2017! All that flooding in the streets! No way was it due to the storm drains being full of trash; it was merely too much water for them to handle. I mean, it's not like they were created to prevent flooding, right? Wrong!
To prepare for the rain that could or could not come, who knows, we need to change our windshield wipers blades. Here, the blades dry out; they crack and fall apart for apparent reason… the rain that's predicted never comes. So, they just sit on your car, not doing their job for the majority of the year. Oh, how annoying it is to change them out. It's at least a 5-minute job and no one in the city has time for that! It's about time we start pushing out these self-driving cars, come on Elon! Cars don't need a clean windshield to drive; only we, stupid humans, need them.