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Dec 7, 2021Liked by Hey, it's Z

For the record, there does seem to be an age limit to the "can I lick your eyeball?" line. I'm not sure what the exact age is at which this line stops working, but I tried it just last year and the results were less than optimal.

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Before dating apps with swipe left and swipe right, I met a fantastic woman via online personals. We’ve been married 12 years. Pretty cool.

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