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Goodbye Christmas
Waking up on December 26th is bittersweet. You have to acknowledge Christmas is over, and some goodbyes need to be said.
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The parents fucked up the Grinch: A poem
The Grinch was a baby, a green fuzzy lad, Who floated from the sky without a real dad. Now, where did he land?
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Christmas gift procrastination
Christmas gift procrastination is the worse. No one wants to be that person going to Target on December 22nd, having to purchase the left-over gag gifts…
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Finding the right Christmas tree
Christmas is coming, which means it’s time to prepare for Santa. Similarly to him, we have a list too; a list of tasks.
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Judgmental Grinches
Selecting an outfit for a social gathering can be difficult and nerve-racking. Why is there so much anxiety? Is it because you're afraid of how people…
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It's not the dog's fault
When did dogs become less of a dog and more of a human? You know what I mean, don't you? Today dogs wear clothes, qualify for health insurance, and even…
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Making friends is hard
When you were younger, making friends was easy. You simply had to ask them to play a game or the opposite, join in on theirs. However, now that you are…
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Declaring your life
From birth to 5 years old, our mothers and fathers were our first teachers, unless you were in preschool. They taught us our first lessons...
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Less tech, more fries
You're old. Don't believe me, riddle me this: Your parents bought this for educational purposes. Although learning was never your objective...
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November 2021

Breakfast tells all
According to the third episode of the 4th season of SpongeBob SquarePants, breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
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The leftovers
What do you do with your Thanksgiving leftovers? Freeze them to save them for future dinners, transform them into a new dish? Maybe a spicy miso turkey…
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Friendsgiving is overrated
I wasn't invited to any Friendsgiving's this year. No hard feelings, though. I prefer only eating one 5,000 calorie meal in November.
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